A giant custard Cream (by @NLi10)

My hospital has started selling these giant biscuits by the tills as if they were perfectly normal chocolate bars.  Usually you get three little crisp custard creams but here you get one big one.

I forgot to add my little scale people, but its the size of four regular ones.

And it looks very similar, but its a bit too crumbly and is more like a very plain flapjack than a crunchy biscuit - and the insides aren't that exciting too being more like icing.

I turned down a free bourbon one of these off the trolley in favour of normal sized biscuits later in the week.  Some things are already the right size.